Day 316 of Firsts: Learn to Speak Jersey Shore

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. ~André Gide Behold the turtle.

Jeff Miranda was Snooki's boyfriend for about 2 minutes. Okay it was TWO WEEKS.  Today the minor reality show star on season three of Jersey Shore came on the 10 show and said Snooki broke his heart and then Angelina cheated on him.

Wow. 

Anyway, today I learned that GTL is a code to live by at the shore...Gym, tan, laundry...so you can look "fresh".

"Chicken cutlets" are use to boost your breast size and "creep" is what you do when you are looking for someone to hook up with.   

I obviously have no clue when Jeff and I did the Jersey Short-en it contest. Well, it was no contest.